Mormons On the March...

I just found out a few days ago that Brandon Flowers, the lead singer for the rock band The Killers ("Somebody Told Me," "Mr. Brightside"), was a Mormon (this is true). That was probably the craziest thing that I'd heard in a while since I heard Jewel was raised as a Mormon until 8 years of age (also true. It was on Pop-Up Video)!

First there was The Osmonds. Then there was Ken Jennings (Jeopordy!). Then came Napoleon Dynamite. Now there's Brandon Flowers. That should be enough proof for any conspiracy theorist that the world is almost ours!