Fighting In a Sack

Because that's what it feels like sometimes...

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving!

I love Thanksgiving! This is the day to spend with your loved ones and be thankful for everything you have. It's also a day that we commit the "Seven Deadly Sins." Here's how:

1. Pride, because you just cracked somebody's rib during the family "touch" football game.
2. Envy, because you have nothing new to brag about this year, but your Uncle Phil sure does. Jerk.
3. Gluttony, because you don't stop after just one helping.
4. Lust, because you're eyeing that last piece of turkey.
5. Anger, becuase you don't get it.
6. Greed, because you get to be the banker while playing Monopoly with your 10 year-old cousin.
7. Sloth, because you can't get up after dinner. It could kill you.

At the end of the day, everyone's okay with this and will gather together to do it again next year, if only for the "touch" football rematch.

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