The Plaque for the Alternates Is In the Ladies' Room

In our visual communications class today, our professor showed us a picture of an airplane on an aircraft carrier. Let's pretend that the above picture is the picture we were looking at. Our professor asked "What do you think of when you see this picture?" Top Gun was the unanimous response.

She then asked "How do you feel when you think of Top Gun?"

Some idiot in front gave the stupidest answer to her question. In fact, it wasn't even related to the question at hand. It was so worthless, I will spare you, good reader, and paraphrase his non-answer.

"Blah blah blah blah unrealistic blah blah."

I didn't like his answer, so I told the guy that when I think of Top Gun, I feel dangerous. He said "I don't like you because you're dangerous." Then I said: "That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous."

When I think of Top Gun I get PUMPED UP! FAST JETS! AFTERBURNERS! BREAKING THE SOUND BARRIER! MACH SPEED! FIGHTING! LOUD NOISE! YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVIN' FEELING! ARGHHH! I GET PUMPED UP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! ARGHHH! NO GOOSE! NO!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!!

Man, that guy was a stupid lame-o.