How You Doin'?

My wife and I went to Target the other night to buy a wedding present for a good friend of ours who lives in Utah (he is Mormon and from SLC). Skimming through the pages of the gift registry, my wife found these items:


Yes folks, this is an actual scan of the gift registry. Many people have thought about doing this, but I don't know many who actually have thought about it and followed through. My wife and I thought about doing this, but realizing that aunts, uncles, parents and grandparents would see the list, we decided against it. Let's just say our friend has balls... and he plans to use them. Congratulations!